Bad Haikus

Consolation Champs is running a haiku contest, the winner of which will receive a copy of Eric Meyer's new book. I'm no web whore, but I'll be damned if I pass up an opportunity to make somebody read my crappy poetry. Here are my 3 entries:

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Is the rule for trendy blogs.
Let's see something new.

Well-formed documents
reward with validity
given proper DOCTYPE's.

Teach vim to children
lest they be stuck with other,
shoddy editors.

Everybody's doing it: XML (NetNewsWire recommended).

100% Valid or your money back.

Thanks, Movable Type!